When I was a kid I dreamed of being an author.

I figured the job description involved, well, you know, writing. I thought the primary requirement to get a book deal was to be a decent writer.

And then I grew up.

This could have been “the end” ’cause I was told that, in order to get a book deal, I needed at least 60,000 people on my email list, 80k followers on Facebook, a YouTube Channel, a popular podcast, and flaming blue hair.

Just kidding on the hair… well, sorta. read more…